Non, non, Victor goes to school.
C'est all un act, again.
Tell him to stop the caprices.
Voilà.
Merci. Call me back. Au revoir.
Why do none of you want to work today?
Listen, I'm sorry. I'll refund you.
Give me some notice next time, I have other things to do.
Do you get hard with her?
Who?
No, that's not it.
OK, no hard feelings.
I'll have to go to Pilates, it's no bad thing.
I promise it won't happen again.
I should hope not, you can't have many regulars like me.
Fuck...
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
THE LAME PLAN
THE CRAZY PLAN
THE BOOTY PLAN
THE HOOK-UP PLAN
Hello.
Elsa Payette?
There's no card.
No worries, I know who they're from.
Thank you.
They're beautiful.
- Thanks, Daddy. - Screw the Mulhouse guy.
- Are you not working today? - No.
Are you?
Yes. This afternoon, for a fashion magazine.
Why don't you look for a real job?
Something stable, permanent.
I don't have time. I have my own things to do.
You have your pastry bar, I have my vision board.
Fruit and Louis XIV, what's your project? A smoothie bar in Versailles?
No.
- I take the time to build my projects. - Dude, your account's suspended.
Are you going to crash here long?
"Airbnbang" was nice for a while but I didn't sign up for your depression.
I have nowhere else to go.
Chacha, are you there?
Yes, just a sec, I'm coming!
- Move it! Hide! - Open!
I'm coming, just getting dressed!
Quick!
I can't hold it and he's playing Candy Crush on the toilet!
Hang on a sec, don't you have a sink in your kitchen?
OK, hurry though, I'm late.
Fine, just go, I'll lock up.
- Think she'll recover from the whore? - Let's talk later?
By the way,
we haven't slept for five days, are you filming a porno?
Yeah, with your dad.
- And black and Arab guys, his favorite. - You can be so exasperating.
Right, see you tonight?
Yeah, see you tonight.
And clean up Moules's cage, the stink is going to waft down to mine.
- His name is Moules-Frites. - Whatever.
The coast is clear!
It's clear. She's gone.
Are you OK?
The pastry bar?
Yeah?
I lost everything.
I don't get it.
I fucked up.
I spent too much on the company card
and the Chinese fucked me over with the contract.
I lost everything, I'm screwed.
But that's so unfair, it's your business!
Come out.
Shit...
I'll start over.
Just don't tell the others, OK?
OK.
So, what's the plan? You want to keep banging her but unpaid?
Don't you offer those athletes a discount?
- What? - Two for one.
Totally different.
No, I bang the woman and the dude watches us from his umpire chair.
Game, sex and match. Get it?
Seriously, what are you going to do? Tell her the truth?
In two days, you'll have forgotten about the whole thing.
I don't know, Chantal.
It's all so weird.
It's not.
You had a nice time, you got back on track.
You had a little love story.
Are you going to help?
I saw him three times, that's no love story.
But there was something about him, like...
spontaneous, unpredictable.
All I know is that if I had you, I wouldn't move to Mulhouse.
I think I'll call him Jules.
No, I don't think so.
Elsa?
Hey, how are you?
Yeah, great.
We came to an agreement with the owner of the sports hall.
It's temporary but they're safe.
Cool.
The wedding...
Ah! The girls told me, it's great!
I didn't dare tell you because recently I've felt you've...
No, no, no!
I actually recently met a guy.
So, I've turned over a new leaf.
New chapter, new volume, even, so...
Cool.
And Gaïa is so...
She's so...
passionate, curious,
so amazing for you, I mean, wow!
- Wow! - Yeah...
I hope you're both coming to my birthday.
- You're throwing a party? - Well, I'm not.
The girls are. But it's a surprise so I'm not supposed to know.
Mum's the word.
I better be off, I'm busy to the max, Max.
OK, see you.
Totally! Hugs and kisses!
" Hugs and kisses..."
So, you're just going to sit here all day like a depressed model?
Yeah.
"Yeah."
"Just the other night, I was sleeping under a bridge.
And now here I am on the grandest ship in the world,
having champagne with you fine people."
Why did you sleep...
"I figure life's a fucking gift, honey.
I don't intend on wasting it, Rose."
You're insane, what are you on about?
It's the scene I chose for my drama class.
Titanic. Leo's part. Ring any bells?
Same story for you: Elsa's on the upper deck,
you're here, in the hold, with the rats.
Wasn't it supposed to be "the most amazing love story"?
- Remember the end with the door? - Don't even try.
Everyone knows they could both have fit.
I think you're going to sink.
It's your call, dude.
BIZET HOSPITAL
What's taking so long?
Is he telling them it's a dwarf?
- Come on, Milou! - All right.
WAITING ROOM
Mega hot nurses aren't a myth, then.
I might have to keep you at home.
"Mega hot..."
She's not...
She's not the hottest.
- Really? - Hello.
Hello!
I bet it feels like a rollercoaster at home.
No.
Lucky you.
Yeah.
- Want to know? - No!
- You'll give in, everyone does. - Not us, we'll wait.
Any preference?
- Girl. - Boy.
- We said a boy. - You said a boy.
I want a girl.
Boy.
Goodbye, Jules.
It's not called Jules!
Aw, he's sucking his thumb!
So cute, look!
Thanks.
- To think it could be mine and Jules's... - It's not yours.
He left so, now, you just have to deal with it.
- That wasn't the point anyway. - Yeah.
- The point of what? - The point was to...
Hey.
Weren't you leaving today?
- I'm not leaving. - What do you mean?
Yeah.
It's true, the guy was supposed to leave and then doesn't. Liar.
These are my friends, don't pay any attention to them.
Milou, Chacha, Jules.
Jules, Chacha, Milou.
- They can be a bit weird. - So I see.
- Pleased to meet you. - Delighted.
- Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yes.
- What's your mate doing here? - Easy. He's not my mate!
- Maybe she paid him? - Nonsense.
He's going to blackmail us.
Should we kill him?
So?
He's coming over tonight.
For dinner.
Dad's on a yoga retreat so...
- What? - Is he not allowed to do yoga?
What about Mulhouse?
I mean, the kids in Mulhouse?
- Are they not allowed a teacher? - Budget cuts. Workforce reduction.
Bureaucracy, you know.
- What a coincidence. - Yeah.
- He's mega cute, right? - Meh.
- He looks better in pictures. - I agree.
- No, no, no. - Yes.
- He's mega cute, you're wrong. - No.
Hey!
What are you doing here?
How are you? You look nice.
But it's pretty tight - a little whorish?
- Is he here? - No, he's due in five minutes.
So, if you could...clear off.
You know that velvet dress I lent you?
- Eight years ago? - Yes. Can I have it back?
Tonight?
Yeah, sorry.
Do you think it still fits?
Yeah, why?
You know, because...
- What's your point? - Milou, you're a pain in the ass.
- Have you found it? - Yes!
- Is this it? - Yes.
- OK, here you go. - This is pretty...
I met him so briefly earlier, can I just say hi?
- No, Milou! - It's so pretty, I love the glasses.
- OK. - Super cute.
- One last thing. - Yes?
Remember, you can't let men have everything at once.
- Keep a hint of mystery. - OK.
- Great. OK, off you go. - All good?
- Bye! - Your top's pretty tight...
- Hi. - Hi.
- How's it going? - Good.
- Here, I brought you this. - Thank you.
The fox is in the henhouse, I repeat,
the fox is in the henhouse.
- There we go. - Here.
What if it goes wrong?
We tail him.
I lost my license.
I can rent this car but I can't drive it.
Well, yeah.
It's just something simple.
- I'm happy to be here. - Me too.
It's weird, don't you feel like... this was the first time we met?
You're right.
This thing works really well, right?
I could leave the kid at home and go drinking.
- No one does that, Emilie. - What if I stayed nearby?
INCOMING CALL: ANTOINE
- Want some? - It looks delicious.
- Did you make it? - Yes.
When I was little, I wanted to be a cook.
But my mom found it degrading so she didn't really encourage me...
She thinks everything I do is degrading anyway.
Whatever. Did you always want to be a teacher?
When I was little, my parents saw me writing books.
Traveling the world for conferences on specialist subjects.
They never studied so it was important to them.
- And then... - Not bad.
My dad died when I started uni.
So, my mum had to pay off his debt with her caretaker salary.
And I had to work to help her.
I'm sorry.
Don't be.
I love my job.
I regret nothing.
My mum is an incredible woman.
She sacrificed everything for me so it's normal for me to...
- Shall we start? - Yes.
Bon appétit.
This guy is good!
I know! And those are his lines, not mine.
- Really? - Yeah.
He's such a pain!
My dad's recipe. Buon appetito!
How did you land up at City Hall?
By plane.
I'm kidding.
Lame!
She thinks she's funny, too.
I got the job through my ex. I started with a head full of dreams...
No! She's talking about her ex, that's not good.
Charlotte, we don't want it to go well, remember?
- Oh, yeah. - Why are you whispering?
- I'm not! - You are!
- OK, I'll stop. - For real?
Yes, OK.
Right, Jules...
tell me the truth now.
The truth about what?
- You're hiding something. - Oh, no!
- Hey, what are you doing? - OK, OK.
- What? - Yeah, what?
Why don't you tell me my osso buco is disgusting?
Fuck!
She'll be the death of me!
- You were worried. - A little bit.
I mean, it's not great but...
It's absolutely inedible! It's awful!
- But I soldiered on. - Yes...
It shows how much I like you.
- The guy's really hitting on her! - Yep.
Sorry about earlier, it was a bit awkward. My friends can be overprotective.
- That's true friendship. - Yeah.
I love them like sisters but, sometimes, their "too-much-ness" smothers me.
Like, Charlotte is mega funny but she's a bit out of touch.
And Emilie is a bit of a control freak, it can be quite annoying.
What? A control freak? Nonsense!
And me, too out of touch? What does that even mean?
I prefer to be out of touch than in touch.
- Absolutely. - She's making a fool of herself.
Too out of touch...
- So, you lived here as a kid. - Yeah.
I grew up here, left and then came back, like a loser.
- It happens. - Yeah.
I'm flat-sharing with my dad, aged 30.
It's just weird to come back to where we used to be a family,
with my sister, my mom.
- Does your mom live alone? - My mom's a bit special.
Why?
Well...
It's an awful thing to say but...
I've never felt my mother's love.
She's always preferred my sister because she's so...
she's so much more everything.
That's what my mom thinks, and me.
Fuck...
- She hasn't mentioned this for a while. - I hear about it all the time.
- What's going on? - Is it broken?
Shit...
No!
- OK, so... - Yes?
Yes...
Sorry, are you taking this car or not? It's the last one.
- Sorry. - Yeah...
- We have to turn it off. - No!
What?
- You're disgusting! - I'm not, I'm protecting my friend!
- Could he hurt her? - You never know.
He could have an urge to...
- See? - Who do you bang?
- They were so... - I can't, it's disgusting.
I'll leave you to it.
WILL YOU...TELL DADDY...
YOU WANT...TO MARRY HIM...
PLEASE?
Hey.
- Hey. - Where were you?
- I called a thousand times. - With Charlotte.
Long story.
Well, I was waiting for you...
I wanted to mark the occasion.
- Yeah, I can see that. - What do you think?
Well, you moved my desk...
We're having a baby.
It might be time to make it official.
- Make what official? - Us two.
Emilie...
will you marry me?
- I know it wasn't planned... - No, I didn't plan this.
Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean we have to.
- You don't want to? - It's not about wanting, it's...
What's with the commitment thing? We're above all that.
We are committed, we're having a baby.
I don't get you.
I can see that.
- Don't you love me anymore? - Of course I love you but...
But? What's your problem?
Because I'm the problem?
Antoine...
Charlotte, it's me, open up.
- Antoine? What's wrong? - Can I sleep here tonight?
What? Hang on, why?
- Wait... - Shit! Moules-Frites!
What's going on?
- Well, I... - We wanted to tell you.
Shut up.
- What's going on? - I'm legal, I don't need to tell you!
- Grab your stuff and get out. - What?
- I can't... - Get out, I said!
Antoine, stop it!
- I'm butt-naked! - Get out!
Wait...Shit! Here.
Happy now? Was that a good power trip?
You can't stand up to her so you take it out on us!
She said no.
Subtitled by: Julia Knapp